Avoid student debt by attending online courses in "threadology", advanced fastener industry principles, as Mr. Bruce Darling, of Porteous Fastener Company, presents a wide-reaching introduction to the forces and events that have impacted the industry, leading to the present day (67:26). Industry analyst, Holden Lewis, joins Mike McNulty on the Fastener News Report to discuss the March FDI numbers (40:44). Plus, the political landscape is examined from a fastener man's point of view, as QuickScrews International CEO, Greg Wiener, weighs in with his latest punditry (17:36). Offsetting the heavy coursework, hosts Brian Musker and Eric Dudas opt for elective courses in zipology and glow golf. Run time: 01:48:14